I recommend you try another sport... like knitting!

Turn up the good, turn down the suck. The suck knob is turned up to 10. Think it broke off it got cranked so hard. Riding the rare spots where there was a few meters of softish snow would get abruptly grabbed by slab, skim across bulletproof, or submarine facets until hitting a slab with boots or shins. HS of 35-60cm through the lower slopes and benches. Bare spots on the moraines, plenty of exposed rocks. Upper pitches looked gross, turned around.