I recommend you try another sport... like knitting!

Turn up the good, turn down the suck. Got the suck knob turned up to 10. Think it broke off it got cranked so hard. Tron funkn blow. If I had 5 days left and was about to expire my last rides wouldn't be anywhere near here. When riding the rare spots where there was a few meters of softish snow you would abruptly get grabbed by slab and thrown, skim across bulletproof, or submarine facets until hitting a slab with boots or shins and having to break back through. HS of 35-60cm through the lower slopes and benches. Bare spots on the moraines, plenty of exposed rocks. Upper pitches looked gross, turned around.